13 5 / 2013
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
13 5 / 2013
- 1: Don't forget to make us proud
- 2: Don't forget to socialize
- 3: Don't forget to get A's
- 4: Don't forget to blend in
- 5: Don't forget to look good
- 6: Don't forget to be perfect
- 7: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- 7: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
13 5 / 2013
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
13 5 / 2013
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
(via doctordonna10)
13 5 / 2013
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
(via doctordonna10)
13 5 / 2013
if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices
And Jensen kept the Dean face the entire time
the guy rolling around in the body bag
WHY DID I MISS THIS BEFORE
(Source: gracelesscas, via thefangirltwicedead)
13 5 / 2013
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
(via moffatrippedoutmysoul)
13 5 / 2013
Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.
fucking canada made the invisibility cloak
(via doctordonna10)
11 5 / 2013
so i saw this post that said nine was like a tiger, ten like tigger, and eleven like a socially awkward cat and that is seriously the best description i’ve ever heard omg
yesss
